It's A Gas!

Behold, the fruits (prunes, most likely) of science...

The present invention relates generally to intestinal discharge control products and, more specifically, to flatulence deodorizers. There are various devices in this field for dealing with the problems of intestinal discharges with some degree of success. However, all of them are somewhat cumbersome and/or bulky to use. The present invention, the Flatulence Deodorizer, is the first product for this application to use activated charcoal cloth as a deodorizer because it is so much more effective in removing odor than other known agents and because of its highly efficient filtering action, the thickness of the cloth can be significantly reduced without loosing effectiveness. The filter is worn taped to the inside of briefs or panties and because of its slim profile, the wearer is comfortable and virtually unaware of its presence. The activated charcoal cloth filter is also washable and reusable. This makes the present invention the most effective, cost efficient, comfortable and least intrusive means of deodorizing gassy discharges.

Of course, I should not be making light of preventing odor from flatulence. This is obviously quite serious. FIG 1, with the man emitting gases from flatulence, illustrates the harsh and humiliating effects of flatulence. See the gentleman forced to hold his nose? FIG 5 demonstrates the positioning of the deodorizer. It also shows that although a woman may have shapely buttocks, beauty is no cure for flatulence. FIG 6 shows her flatulence attempting to escape, but being stopped dead in its tracks by U.S. Patent 6,313,371.

That'll teach that flatulence who's boss.