Wednesday, September 07, 2005

At Least I Don't Live In Monroe, LA*

Forbes has a list of the safest and least safe places in the United States.

For me, the results are not reassuring.

* No offense to the people of Monroe, LA. You would dislike me as a neighbor, anyway. I hear you have lots of big bugs**, and big bugs loose in the home make me scream like a girl***.

** No offense to
big bugs.

*** No offense to
girls.

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