The Penn Is Mightier Than The Ford

The great American actor/activist Sean Penn (in white flak jacket) and his noble photographer set out to rescue the people of New Orleans...


But something appears to be wrong. Their mighty rescue vessel is taking on water, and the engine won't start! They must paddle back to safety...


Our hero, wielding his legendary Red Cup of Pollution, keeps the team afloat...


Whew!!!

Update: For your consideration.

Update II: From Day by Day: