Friday, May 18, 2007

Unwell Falwell Farewell

I did not want to post anything about Jerry Falwell. Speaking ill of the dead is not a good a habit, and the best I could muster for the reverend were double-edged adjectives such as "dedicated," "well-meaning," and "sincere." But the parishioners of Westboro Baptist Church remind me that Falwell at least had the reassuring trait of relative sanity:

"WBC will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like 'God loves everyone,'" reads a posting on Godhatesamerica.com...

"Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc.," the site reads.

The hate-sponsoring lunatics also reworked "We Are the World" into "God Hates the World".

Know what God really hates? Nazis.

Update:


Update II: Bombs are not good coping devices.

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