El Screed

James Lileks often makes me laugh, and while he may not want the Washington Post's Best Rant, he deserves it for this:

But mostly I hate the debates because I simply cannot abide hearing certain statements I’ve been hearing over, and over, and over again. I can’t take any more talk about bringing allies to the table. Which ones? Brazil? Mynmar? Microfrickin’nesia? Are there some incredibly important and powerful nations out there whose existence has hitherto escaped me? Fermany? Gerance? The Galactic Order of the Belgian Dominion? Did we p*ss off the Vulcans?

Read the whole thing, as they¹ say.

¹ They meaning them. Those bloggers over there.