Saturday, October 23, 2004

They Didn't Have A Leg To Stand On

After 18 pages of legal opinion, it stands to reason that the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals is from another planet:

If Congress and the President intended to take the extraordinary step of authorizing animals as well as people and legal entities to sue they could and should have said so plainly.

'Cause, you know, Penelope ought to be able to sue Pepe le Pew for
sexual harassment.

Makes you wonder why the dolphins don't just say, "So long, and
thanks for all the fish," eh?

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